autotono:

why are your eyes blue it’s 2021.

8721999:

Congratulations!

You reached the bedrock after u scrolled ur feed so deep.

fearofdrowning:

god gives his hardest battles (digestive issues) to his sexiest soldiers

dankmemeuniversity:

evilscientist3000:

do you ever wonder if barnes and noble explored each others bodies

lilstinky:

anyway! the banana bread vendor at the farmers market is called “better than sex” but this year they changed it to “almost better than sex” which means the bread is just worse this year or girlie got some good dick since last summer

bikerbitch:

dmtsilo:

bikerbitch:

i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy

i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe

kiss me

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

me when it’s raining:  it sure is raining out there

sure is coming down hard

bookerttitantronandthemesong720p:

her pussy so wet it has me sliding around like an ice level in stupid mario brothers

empezardexerox: